How to Pickup Women at the Fish Store
Everybody wants to meet a special someone in their life. Between internet sites, speed dating nights and blind dates, there are numerous ways to meet people.
But the best way to meet someone AND to make sure they have the same interests as you do is to meet them at the fish store.
In this episode of Mr. Saltwater Tank TV, I show you 3 easy tips to meeting women at your local fish store. And if you’ve been following my tank maintenance workout, you are in the perfect position to use these tips effectively, starting today.
Browse the Store! Questions?
Clearly fish people need help. Way to offer a PSA. LOVE IT!
Very true. We need all the help we can get! Part of match.com should be for reef junkies as if a reef junkie tried to marry a tank dabbler, it’d end up bad…very bad.
Hilarious. It is challenging at best to come up with consistant topics. This one is entertaining.
Agreed! Just wait till you see what I have in store.
Ha ha ha! “I like yer Wrasse!” Classic. If you were a fish, you’d be a Clownfish…
Can I suggest a few more?
(Observing substrate) “Do you like your bed soft or do you prefer it hard?”
“If you were a fish, you’d be an Angelfish.” (Obviously, I’d be a Cory…)
(Observing testing equipment) “Do you have a high specific gravity? Because you’re really attracting me.”
(Observing a rare fish) “What a beautiful specimen, so exotic…”
(Observing a display tank) “That’s a great display, it’s a shame there isn’t more of it to see…”
And they get worse:
(Observing heating) “I bet your tank isn’t as hot as you are.”
(Observing filtration) “Wanna help me clean my pump?”
“I’d really like to introduce my eel to your clam.”
(Observing RODI) “So do you have a tight seal on your O-ring? My ex wife’s got loose and leaked everywhere…”
Oh wow…those are great lines! I’m saving those for Version 2!
Even my wife thought they were hilarious!
Loved the “nice jugs” crack!!!
This video made me laugh a lot of times…actually i i was laughing all the time.
And the ones Cory came with was really funny 🙂